Brandon cracks me up...

Here are a few quotes from our Man:

I shut the computer down, I didn't want the to use the batteries up.

The following have a common thread:

You never told me Jeremy was an expert gift wrapper.
I am an expert sandwich maker.
You are an expert at making sack lunches Mom, you really are.

After being picked up from school for a doctor appointment:

Thanks for picking me up Mom, I sure didn't want to walk there.

More to come...